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Natural Harvest....cookbook with SEMEN being the main ingredient!
20:08 Mar 02 2010
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Here are the facts: Paul Photenhauer is a man with a dream. He had a dream to write a cookbook. His highlighted ingredient? Semen… yes.. semen. Thanks to lulu.com, the site that lets you create your own cookbook masterpiece, Photenhauer’s Natural Harvest: A collection of semen based recipes, is available for you, for me, for everyone.

Really Paul Photenhauer? Semen? Are you serious?

Oh he’s serious. According to Paul “”Semen is not only nutritious, but has a palatable texture and wonderful cooking properties.” It’s widely available, has a complex flavor and the taste will vary according to the dude’s diet.

Some of his recipes include the Almost White Russian, Man Made Oysters and Tuna Sashimi with dipping sauce (no! please no dipping sauce!). Are you totally grossed out? Yea, me too. Don’t even get me started on the stuffed crepes.

I can't make this stuff up people!

COMMENTS

Musette
12:45 Apr 09 2010

on my way out to run 4 miles and thank you this will have me laughing the whole way!

BambiVamp
15:46 Apr 13 2010

Totally amazing.

I will never figure some people out.

I dred to think what his next wierd ingredient wil be...... god the mind boggles.

Love & Bites

BambiVamp xxxx

(completely grossed out, for once in her life, lol)